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Created on 2009-01-24 06:09:03 (#18196190), last updated 2009-05-28

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Name:	calamitycasey
Birthdate:	02-04
Location:	Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, United States

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CALAMITY

kuh - LAM - i - TEE

noun.

a great misfortune or disaster.

Bon jour! Je m'appelle Casey. Je suis mignon et j'aime le fromage. Il faut du fromage. <3

Is that so? ...How do you know what a pretty girl wants? ...You and your imagination. You think every girl's a dope. You think a girl goes to a party, and there's some guy, great big lunk in a fancy striped vest, strutting around like a tiger, giving you that 'I'm so handsome, you can't resist me look.' And from this, she's supposed to fall flat on her face. Well, she doesn't fall on her face. There's another guy in the room, way over in the corner. Maybe he's kind of nervous and shy and perspiring a little. First you look past it, but then you sort of sense, he's gentle and kind and worried. And that he'll be tender with you. Nice and sweet. That's what's really exciting! If I were your wife, I'd be very jealous of you. I'd be very very jealous. I think you're just delicate.

I feel that much of the world's sorrow comes from people who are this:

yet allow themselves to be treated as that:

You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... Oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage.

"Productivity is important but how can I be productive if I have this one little thing in my brain? That I cannot get out. And that one little thing is a soft pretzel. So I'm just going to have my soft pretzel, then I'll get to work, and I'll be super productive. Look out for me."

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